Did you make your girlfriend angry today?

one.

A Weibo post from Cangnan School went viral the other day and was retweeted and commented on 80, 000 times.

that Weibo looks like this:

the boyfriend said: is the facial cleanser you just bought ginger?

after hearing this, the girl felt that her stupid boyfriend could not even distinguish between lime and ginger. She also remembered that her boyfriend didn't like ginger, and that she didn't put ginger in cooking for him.

I remember that I don't like green peppers, but my boyfriend doesn't remember every time. I also remember that my boyfriend remembered that his ex-girlfriend didn't like bean sprouts.

the girl said you should live alone and then pack up and go.

boyfriend:?

after reading it, I was so impressed that I transferred it to the best friends.

as a result, all straight male friends immediately exploded:

"my God, isn't this my daily routine?"

I posted a "showdown" expression, and then joined them to complain about the daily hardships of falling in love all night.

after that, I can't help but sigh:

straight men are really careful every day when they fall in love.

two.

the most fear is that the air is suddenly quiet.

I am most afraid of my girlfriend's sudden anger.

the reason why a girlfriend is angry is the first unsolved mystery in the straight world.

for example, when I was bleary-eyed one day, I somehow saw a message from her:

"think about where you're wrong."

after thinking about it, I called until three o'clock in the morning before I went to bed last night. I should have no reason to be angry, and I was very sleepy, so I turned my head and went back to sleep.

when I woke up again, I found that I had been blocked.

after coaxing all day, it was not easy to make her smile through tears.

later I learned that it was like this:

"Last night I dreamt that you were having an affair and woke up very angry. I wanted you to coax me. As a result, you ignored me at all. I was so sad that you didn't care at all. I must be annoyed. I think I've become a burden to you. In the final analysis, it's because you don't love me."

me:?

I also remembered that Lao Tang and his girlfriend once lined up to buy happy tea. In the middle of the line, she suddenly said, "I won't drink" and turned around and was about to leave.

it took a long time to pull her back. When I asked why, I found that she thought like this:

"seeing the cheese mango on the menu, I remembered that Lao Tang had promised to buy her a mango, but he always forgot it for a long time.

I also remember that Lao Tang often forgot their anniversaries, so I remember the skills of the game even the tricks.

I feel that I am not as important as a game character, so not paying attention to it must be not enough love. "

Lao Tang:?

although we walk lightly on tiptoe all the time, we often step on each other's minefield.

because I have no idea where Ray is.

three.

straight men are also afraid of festivals and anniversaries.

before, Tang's girlfriend often complained to me that he never knew how to give gifts.

I went back and scolded Lao Tang all afternoon, and he suddenly realized that he clapped his thigh several times and said, "it's really my fault."

for the first time, he bought a pink wallet, which he was very proud of and showed off to me for a long time.

the moment he sent it away, his cold, black-and-white girlfriend could not laugh or cry.

later he heard that lipstick was the safest, so he excitedly went to buy the most popular "miss you color" at that time.

the moment I opened the lipstick lid, the other person was dumbfounded-the color number was not suitable for yellow skin at all, but black on it.

at Christmas, Lao Tang bought her another box of socks on Taobao and finally made no big mistake.

but when she returned to the dormitory, she found that the box of socks was exactly the same as the new one bought by her roommate, and the popular style was extremely embarrassing.

but then again, giving gifts is also a real headache for straight men.

if it's too bad, I can't give it away.

the more expensive one, the wallet is not going well.

give it away for fear that the other party will not like it.

if you don't give it away, you will be complained about Valentine's Day, Girls' Day, Christmas, Qixi Festival, and various anniversaries, which can be counted as more than a dozen or twenty a year.

every holiday is like a robbery.

four.

what is even more frightening is to hear the other person say:

"Honey, have you noticed any changes in me today?"

every time this sentence comes out of her mouth, her expression is accompanied by a trace of meaningful shyness and expectation.

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on the other hand, I have to pretend to be calm, quickly open the search mode in my head, and face this difficult version of "Let's find fault".

New lipstick? Eye shadow? Highlight? Or did you draw eyebrows?

like Zhuge Liang in the Great Open City, Sima must not see that there are no soldiers in our city.

it's just that every time in the end, you still lose.

it's so hard, it's almost all guessing, like gambling.

I remember getting up late once. Before I went out to put on makeup, she asked me to give me a hand.

she asked for bb cream, and I took a facial cleanser;

asked for an eyebrow pencil, I pulled out an eyeliner;

asked for toner, and I successfully handed over a bottle of makeup remover.

I just remember that I was late at the end of that day, and she rolled her eyes countless times.

it seems that we can never tell the difference between girlfriend's bottles and cans and all kinds of cosmetics.

it's hard to rise to the sky.

five.

in fact, even if they talk about fear and hard work, most straight men will go further and further down this road.

because as we all know, it is not easy to fall in love.

maybe the girls don't know that straight men who are not good at this at all, like pupils, have done a lot of homework behind their backs.

for example, in my mobile phone memo, I remember the reason why she said it every time she got angry, so that I could step on mine less.

I never knew anything about cosmetics before, and now I can talk about lipstick with girls after shopping with her for a few more times.

even Lao Tang, who is five and three thick, has written a dozen literary and artistic app to find a gift list on it.

what straight men do is actually trying to enter another unknown world.

I do this just to make it easier, easier, and longer to get along with you.

always keep an eye on her in life, pay attention to her likes and dislikes, pay attention to her dislike, even just give more company.

but for those straight men who have not yet joined the profession, it has been a good time recently.

the wildebeest did a "buy three free one" activity in Watsons, which just gave straight men a chance to learn extra points.

for those who agreed to do their homework beforehand, please move the small bench and write down the notebook, and let me secretly give you Amway.

first of all, the skin care concept of wildebeest is called "natural non-irritation".

in that event, the most sought-after products were the Zhi Xibai series, which selected deep-sea cavity Kunbu and natural pearl powder, as well as natural herbal formulations such as Angelica sinensis and Poria cocos.

make her skin more and more fair, and she is no longer afraid of the boyfriend who will release the original picture she has never had.

as for the price, it is only equivalent to one or two heroic skin, and it can be said to be very conscientious:

A hundred antelope to a brightening skin lotion 95ml 168yuan

A hundred antelope to a white crystal brightening skin cream 95ml 188yuan

finally, in addition to the series of whitening, the antelope also has a series of water ripples, water new muscles, water energy and so on. You can enjoy a discount of 3 boxes free of 1 box at any Watsons store.

that's all I can do for you. You still have to accompany her with the rest.

I know that no matter how hard we straight men try, we may not be able to fully understand women for the rest of our lives.

but it doesn't matter, we are still willing to do it.

because I am really happy to be with you.

good night.

A hundred antelope to a brightening skin lotion 95ml 168yuan

A hundred antelope to a white crystal brightening skin cream 95ml 188yuan

finally, in addition to the series of whitening, the antelope also has a series of water ripples, water new muscles, water energy and so on. You can enjoy a discount of 3 boxes free of 1 box at any Watsons store.

that's all I can do for you. You still have to accompany her with the rest.

I know that no matter how hard we straight men try, we may not be able to fully understand women for the rest of our lives.

but it doesn't matter, we are still willing to do it.

because I am really happy to be with you.

good night.

A hundred antelope to a white crystal brightening skin cream 95ml 188yuan

finally, in addition to the series of whitening, the antelope also has a series of water ripples, water new muscles, water energy and so on. You can enjoy a discount of 3 boxes free of 1 box at any Watsons store.

that's all I can do for you. You still have to accompany her with the rest.

I know that no matter how hard we straight men try, we may not be able to fully understand women for the rest of our lives.

but it doesn't matter, we are still willing to do it.

because I am really happy to be with you.

good night.